Dear Esther: Already ready
Dear Esther,
You made my day. Story like yours is scarce. We rarely have news to
smile to nowadays in our country. So when I saw your news on CNN, I was
happy.
Although the newscaster is quick to call you a
British-Nigerian kid. That’s another issue on its own. I don’t blame
England for wanting to claim you. Or any other Nigerian doing good in
England.
Afterall, it’s
probably very possible that all the good news, without the environment
they provide, wont have been possible. It’s not a coincident that
Nigerians thrive better outside Nigeria.
Dele Alli, Anthony Joshua and many more. Our nation is still a joke. But somehow I am proud of you. You are a whizkid.
At age 10 you are an undergraduate at Open University in the UK. We
here you already top your class after the recent exam. They said you
scored 100%.
I imagine my age mates are in that class too. I
know many of these adults here and there that can’t definitely score 25%
in such exams. Let me not mention there names. Most of them are
Liverpool fans. Others are Chelsea and United fans.
Let’s leave
them alone and praise your heroics. How you were already ready for
higher institution mathematics at the age of 7. But was deliberately
delayed by your mum until you were 10.
You said you want to finish the course in two years. Before doing your PhD in financial maths at 13.
Wow.
13 years old? PhD?
I am this old and I don’t have any PhD in my plans. Where was I at 13?
I’ll tell you.
At 13 I was probably just rounding off my Primary School programs. All I
had in my head then was probably how to play with Chika. Chika was a
kid neighbor. We were kid mates.
Yeah, I can’t remember the
exact age though. I know I had my fair share of academic heroics. It
wasn’t maths. It was never maths until I was in my teen age. It was
never maths before then. It was fine art.
I drew everything. I
was good at sketching. I had my drawing books and did some awesome
drawings. That was all. Maths was not fun.
So I envy you.
I hear you want to own your own bank at age 15. You said you love numbers and people. So you will have your own bank at 15!
Hmmm.
I am jealous.
All these artistes that keep disturbing our ears with Bullion Vans, Too
Much Money, 30 Million Gang don’t even own a bank. They just have mouth
for lyrics bigger than them.
We know them during fuel price
hike. They will come out and start crying too. They always voluntarily
and naturally join the protests.
You are smart and I know you will own that bank at age 15.
You that had your first Math GSCE exam at age 6. And got a C-grade. And at 7 you did it again and got A-grade.
Thank God your mum spotted this talent much early. Other mums I know
are chasing what isn’t chasing them. If they are not legs and ass into
Zee World they are looking for gossips and reading my InstaLetters (well
my letters are informative so this is not a problem — lol).
But thank God your mum, at age 3 discovered your love for maths. I hear
your brother, Isaiah who is 6 years old, is also writing his first
A-level exam in June. It’s in the blood.
Can’t wait to buy your
book series for kids I know. When will you be done writing? I like the
title though — Yummy Yummy Algebra.
Esther Okade keep soaring high.
Your Math Head spotter,
Ediale