Dear You.

There’s the story of Mr. Monday (why would people name their kids days of the week? The lack of creativity and abundance of laziness that it takes to name a baby Monday or Tuesday or Sunday deserves to be a punishable offence).

Monday married 23 times but divorced 52 times.

And he only lived 55 years.

Apparently, it was recorded that after divorce, most times, Monday went back to being a husband again to the ex-wives. And eventually would still break up. Sometimes he divorced some women three times.

Why?

Monday loves easily.

He loves like mad.

However…

He was too intelligent.

Too smart.

He wouldn’t be cheated.

He counted scores and settled them appropriately.

For instance, he would number the times he got disrespected by his wife, and accurately retaliated.

He was a mess.

But by the time you interviewed him or tried judging him, he’d logically prove to you his innocence.

Logically, he would win those debates or interrogations.

And as such, after studying Mr. Monday, some scholars started thinking that perhaps marriage is better off when those involved are a bit dull.

Perhaps foolish people last longer in marriages than intelligent people.

Because intelligent people like to prove points.

They like to bring logic.Rather than say sorry and move on, for instance, they state their innocence and prove how right they were.

They believe you must be silly to apologise to your spouse even when he or she is the wrong one.

Anyways…Frank Edoho is ending his marriage for the second time.

Just marriage number two.

It’s not like Monday. He hasn’t gotten to 23.

Twice he has said, “I do.

“Twice he has said, “I don’t want to do again.

“Question now is: WHO WANTS TO BE WIFE NUMBER THREE TO THE FORMER HOST OF WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

He said:

“My second marriage to Sandra Onyebuchenuya has ended. Maybe I’m not good at marriage. The two women I had married are not my soulmates.The love of your life is different from your soulmate.

The love of your life comes to your mind when you think about love, but your soulmate understands you even before you speak a word, and they naturally align with you.

“These days, we listen, we don’t judge.

We listen and celebrate you.

Knowing it could have been messier.

And appreciating God for not allowing it to lead to de@th. Because many have d!ed and many have had to be convicted for murderrrrrr — in a marriage they could have simply said, “I don’t want to do again.

“We wish everyone joy and happiness.

Your Marriage Spotter

Ediale

#ForTheCulture

PS: Well… maybe some people need a wife for every 25 years. Maybe 1 wife for a long time is too tough.