Dear Poor Man.

“Don’t Try This At Home”.

Egungun is in a mess. His video got leaked. He apparently exchanged his dick flashing for a twerk.

Yeah, a lady video called him and the lady was “massive”. The lady twerked for him. In that video, Egungun of Lagos is seen showing off his own “massive” tool.

The only problem here is the lady in the video is not Egungun of Lagos’ wife. The wife is a direct opposite. In terms of body structure. One is “massive”, the other is “unmassive”.

The wife, however, has been supportive. She has played the role of the “understanding girlfriend” well. Or should we say the ‘understanding wife’?

She was first to warn us that a video was coming. She said there was a blackmailer lurking around. Seeking money to devour.

Rumor says they have paid, but in understanding that the blackmailer will keep demanding, they had to do damn the consequences and prepare for the worse.

The worse has happened.

According to the rumor, the money requested from the blackmailer was N20m.

But when Egungun heard N20m, they shouted, “that’s massive baby”.

Well…

It’s unfair to blackmail people. It’s unfair to put people out there like that.

Now poor men don’t go using Egungun’s wife as an example. You may not be lucky. Your wife will leave you. You may end up paying the N20m and more.

Egungun’s wife said her husband is a faithful man. Regardless of what the evidence is.

Even though the blackmailer was saying “evidence na water”.

As far as the understanding wife cares to know, the man is faithful.

She didn’t have to make an excuse for Egungun. And if she had to, she should have explained that the video was probably doctored or A.I. was used.

But toast to her…

(Let’s raise our glasses up and make a toast: to a wife that stays in the moment of trouble and disaster)

Let’s note. We are humans. Let’s be gentle on humans and their mistakes.

Now we also see the importance of having a nickname or an alias. Right now what the internet is documenting is Egungun Of Lagos.

That name is “casted”.

He should change that name after some time. So that everyone forgets the character.

Especially for his unborn kids.

Your Egungun spotter,
Ediale

ForTheCulture

PS: We should sympathize with Egungun and his wife. It’s not pretty. Having these leaks can be very damaging. Especially if you have a decent family. Not pretty. And there are family members who will see it. It’s a shame. You come to a family meeting, and although you are clothed, your image is in the air.