Dear You,

So Pastor Sam went there. He touched on a topic many avoid: men grappling with issues about their organ size. He didn’t speak as an outsider but as someone who’s been among men and understands these struggles.

He shared a vivid story from his boarding school days (because, let’s be honest, everything happens in that chaotic place called BOARDING SCHOOL). He recounted how boys would measure their male organs with rulers—a practice that, as he advised, men should desist from. According to him, it’s not about size or shape but about the love, passion, and commitment you invest in your relationship and marriage.

The internet hasn’t helped either, introducing people to a whirlwind of fantasies, myths, and fetishes through “knacking websites.” Many end up mistaking these unrealistic portrayals for real life.

Now, onto a cautionary tale. A friend of ours once shared his experience with a 23-year-old girlfriend. For the first three months of their relationship, they indulged in back-to-back knacking sessions. Day after day, week after week, for 93 days straight.

We asked, “Was she not seeing her periods in some months?”
He replied, “No. After two months, I asked and discovered her periods weren’t regular.”

Apparently, she might have been on drugs or something, which only added to the intensity. The young lady not only kept up but also initiated knacking sessions, especially after the first month. It reached a point where our friend felt overwhelmed and began making excuses to avoid her.

Long story short, our brother retired from active knacking. His body couldn’t keep up—heart palpitations, exhaustion, and organ strain left him reeling. He now vows to operate within his limits and prioritizes his well-being over relentless demands.

This story is a warning to us all. Knacking is not a race. Live wisely and avoid letting passion become your downfall. Remember when our teachers used to warn us? “The time will come when you’ll run from knacking.” Well, that time is here.

May we never knack our way to ruin.

Your Knack Runner Spotter,
Ediale
#ForTheCulture

PS: May we not knack our way to hell.