IF YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF DOING SIMPLE THINGS REPEATEDLY. JUST UNDERSTAND THAT JANE MENA STILL SHAKES ASS FOR A LIVING. THATS ENOUGH MOTIVATION. SAME ASS. SAME WAY. NOTHING CHANGED. SHE DIDNT MAKE HER ASS BIGGER. SHE DOES THE SAME THING. YET SHE IS STILL THRIVING.

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Dear Jane Mena,

How work?

I heard you are happy you didn’t marry a billionaire.

As a professional twerkster, you don’t think you would have still continued the waist shaking business if you married a very wealthy man.

So apparently we all think Billionaires are dream killers?

It can’t be all.

The billionaire that allowed his daughter to become a Disc Jokey won’t really mind having a wife that twerks.

You said:

“Just imagine me looking and waiting for one ready made billionaire that would come and get married to me and thereafter stop me from doing what I love the most because he’s rich as fuck while I stay so Sad but I’m Eating plenty money and driving Bentley.

“And that’s how my greed would have made me miss out on this Amazing man who treats me like an egg and makes me feel like I’m the only girl in the world.

“Everybody’s head is not same o. Please do what works for you sister, Don’t go Overboard when it comes to your happiness JUST because money is Involved.

“So yes, to someone out there, even though we all need money, IT IS NOT EVERYTHING.
I’d advise you to choose someone that would give you Genuine Happiness, Selfless Contentment, Amazing Love, Care and most especially PEACE OF MIND.”

Well this your innocent post sounds like a diss track to ‘we know who’.

If you were a rap artiste, and the ‘we know who’ was one too. We would have been entertained better. As in, premium entertainment would have happened from this.

She would have said a lot of stuff too. That some people see driving Bentley as happiness and life purpose. Meanwhile some ladies have reiterated that they ‘just want to relax and be taken care of’.

But I hear you though.

Life is interesting. I love this life.

People’s taste can be so interesting.

Who would have ever thought that one would make money from making videos of herself shaking asses?

I am flabbergasted.

And now very open minded.

Everything can become a successful profession these days.

Soon people will ladies to just walk pass their streets with their heavily endowed bumbum.

That is already happening in music videos.

Flavour Nabania paid women with big asses to just move about and play with him in his music video.

Soon it will enter the streets.

Then it will be “wahala for those wey no get bum bum”.

But you never know. It may be a crazier generation coming. And those peeps may just prefer ladies that will be shaking hip bones to actually shaking flesh.

Toast to that generation.

Toast to this man in your life that is too poor to buy you stuffs and give you money but so rich in heart to understand that God created you to shake ass.

(I hope that sounded right? Will God create anyone to shake ass? Will Christians and Muslims see this as a God given gift?).

Some religious centres wont mind though.

I can bet you, Jena Mena attends a church like most of us and she is treated as a first class citizen in there too.

I imagine she also gets to perform on Sundays too.

Will that be too much?

To hear something like, “brethrend put your hands together for sister Jena Mena as she comes forward to bless us with some glorious ass shaking ministrations”.

I don’t know shaaaaa.

But Daddy Freeze may not see something wrong in that.

Many of these ‘Generation-Woke’ peeps may not as well.

Considering that we have experts that can always use the scriptures to their favor.

They will tell you she is shaking her temple.

That our body (including our asses) is the temple of God.

So if shaking this ‘temple’ is her calling so be it.

Some people will tell you that.

And you will be confused.

Soon it will become a department and they will assemble like the Choir.

Imagine 20 Sister Jena Mena mount the stage to shake their asses of glory as ministrations.

Then I will know that the world is coming to an end soon. But if I write about it, some people will stone me.

They will say touch not the anointed.

Especially when the name of the religious group is the Anointed Asses.

What will I tell them, that they will hear?

That the Asses they call anointed is not?

Who am I?

Your Anointed Sisters Of Ass Shaking Ministration spotter,
Ediale

ForTheCulture

PS: And these white people are very wicked. Things we are good at they don’t include in the Olympics. Imagine twerking was a sport at the Olympics? At least we know a gold is sure for us. Cos this Jena Mena that has sustained this her gig for many years now seems to have an Olympic waist.