Dear You

Some Policemen went to see Portable. And they met “crazy”.

7 things Zazoo told the Policemen:

1. ” Yahoo boy carry police come arrest musician…”
2. “There’s a petition against me and you tell me I’m under arrest ?”
3. “If you (police) want to invite me, invite me with money. You wan see superstar, you no wan pay. Invite me I will come to your office. Or invite my manager. I get manager”
4. “I am a Federal Government Liability, I work for APC”
5. “I’m a baboon, I live in the zoo. Za zoo”
6. “Oya show me your ID Card. You guys have entered a madman’s den today”
7. “You dey tell Superstar say, you are under arrest, for my office?”

Your Wahala Pro Max spotter
Ediale

ForTheCulture

PS: I have never seen police shouted to cluelessness before. Madness is Portable. Portable is madness. No, let’s give it to him. He truly wasn’t joking when he introduced himself as the Musical King Of Madness. He is the Maddest. We have seen Bad (Falz), we have seen Baddest (Davido), and we also have Baddo (Olamide). We have a new one ~ Maddest (Zazoo).