Dear Access Bank: I am done

Dear News Maker

Dear Access Bank


I will leave your bank on Monday.

I will walk into one of your banks on Monday as an angry customer and walk out a happy man.

It’s time to embrace GTBank fully.

GTB has been that lovely babe I have admired from a corner. Although I have a banking relationship already with her it hasn’t really been serious.

On Monday I shall move from being in a complicated relationship to a romantic one.

Life is too long to worry aimlessly about. With Access Bank I have become a wonderer.

I have lost out on deals because I bank with you. I can’t transfer in time so clients and customers are happy. I can’t get transaction alerts in a way that will allow me to track my trade successfully.

I am done. I only wish you will keep a jar of sweet candies with the receptionists. Let me lick your sweet for all the bitterness you have brought.

Thanks.

Your Sweet spotter,
Ediale

#ForTheCulture
PS: Let me come and take my N2,710 to another bank. I have really tried enduring and I can’t take it anymore.

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