Dear Access Bank
I will leave your bank on Monday.
I will walk into one of your banks on Monday as an angry customer and walk out a happy man.
It’s time to embrace GTBank fully.
GTB has been that lovely babe I have admired from a corner. Although I have a banking relationship already with her it hasn’t really been serious.
On Monday I shall move from being in a complicated relationship to a romantic one.
Life is too long to worry aimlessly about. With Access Bank I have become a wonderer.
I have lost out on deals because I bank with you. I can’t transfer in time so clients and customers are happy. I can’t get transaction alerts in a way that will allow me to track my trade successfully.
I am done. I only wish you will keep a jar of sweet candies with the receptionists. Let me lick your sweet for all the bitterness you have brought.
Your Sweet spotter,
PS: Let me come and take my N2,710 to another bank. I have really tried enduring and I can’t take it anymore.